Knocked Up Celebs

Kris Jenner did more than spend her weekend digging up old, embarrassing photos with which to torture her son, Rob Kardashian.  She and her daughter Kylie Jenner hit the premiere of Mirror Mirror.  They hammed it up on the red carpet and appeared to be having a fabulous time.

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Quasi-Kardashians Kendall Jenner (16) and Kylie Jenner (14) are on the cover of Teen Vogue for March 2012.    Photographer Regan Cameron kept the sisters appropriately fresh and young, which is exactly how they should look.

The girls give the magazine a peek into their massive closets and talk family, friends and fashion.  Check out their interview and more photos here.

Photo:  Teen Vogue

At least I think that’s a baby bump, or maybe it was just a little too much pizza?   Kourtney Kardashian stepped out for New Year’s Eve in a slinky, low-cut gown that revealed plenty of cleavage but not much around her midsection.   She and partner Scott Disick hit up the celebration at Chateau Nightclub in the Paris Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

Kourtney looks great but I wonder if she’s having trouble gaining enough weight this pregnancy.  She has admitted that she’s not able to tolerate many foods this time around, and is just eating “whatever [she] can.”

Photo:  Judy Eddy/WENN.com

As I was writing about Rob Kardashian‘s new sock venture this morning, I was wondering why we hadn’t seen the Kardashian Family 2011 Christmas photo yet.  And then there it was on Kim Kardashian‘s blog today.   (Matriarch Kris Jenner was probably waiting for Kim to divorce Kris Humphries before scheduling the photo shoot.)

It’s very similar to last year‘s card in that it looks like a promo shot for a prime-time soap opera about very wealthy people doing despicable things to each other.  Wait, am I talking about Dynasty, or Keeping Up With The Kardashians?  I cannot imagine what instructions photographer Nick Saglimbeni gets prior to the Kardashian-Jenner family’s Christmas photo sessions.  “Make us look as vulgar and new money as possible,” maybe?

Photo:  Kim Kardashian/Celebuzz

Rob Kardashian is following his sisters Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian into the world of fashion.  He’s announced that he’s working on a line of dress socks.

Dress socks?  No, he’s serious.

“I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs…No one wants to see a boring tube sock.  I have all these designs in my head and I am very into it.”

Rob says he’s “very passionate” about the project, which he claims is not driven by the Kardashian consumer and media juggernaut spearheaded by his mother Kris Jenner.

“I don’t care about the Kardashian brand at all.  This is something I have been wanting to do. I don’t care for it to be a ‘Kardashian’ thing. I haven’t made a final decision with the name, but I have no intention of doing something in front of the camera for monetary gain.”

Now that kind of talk is probably not going to make Mom very happy.  But let us see what young Rob has to offer before we judge him.  We’ll keep you posted on his foray into dress sock design!

Photo:  DJDM/WENN.com

Just shy of their son Mason‘s second birthday, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have even more to celebrate:  they’re expecting baby number 2.

Kardashian revealed that she is just nine weeks along, but doesn’t want to keep the secret any longer.  She told Us Magazine:

“You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Both mom and dad admit that this pregnancy, like their first one, was not exactly planned.

Little Mason will turn two on December 14th.

Photo:  Judy Eddy/WENN.com

Happy birthday to Kendall Jenner, who celebrated her 16th birthday this past weekend.  She partied with her family at the Andaz Hotel in Hollywood, where she was surprised with a luxurious gift:  a 2012 Range Rover.    As is fitting for a clan known for throwing multi-million dollar weddings, Kendall’s birthday present cost a cool $90,000.   Lucky girl!

Photo:  FayesVision/WENN.com

The youngest Kardashian sisters, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, are serious about pursuing their modeling careers.  (So what if their last name is Jenner, they’re still part of the Kardashian family hive.)  While Kendall appears to be ruling the print advertising realm with campaigns for Marc Clark and Leah Madden, Kylie is taking to the runway.

Kylie will take her first turn down the catwalk for Avril Lavigne‘s Abbey Dawn line tomorrow at New York Fashion Week.  What an awesome place to make her debut!  Good luck, Kylie!

Photo:  FayesVision/WENN.com

The show’s called Dancing With The Stars, but given this season’s line-up, it might as well be called Dancing With Children Of The Stars.

The show’s first official cast couples photos were released yesterday, and we get our first look at

Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke - does a Kardashian really need introduction?

Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer – Chaz is the transgender son of the late Sonny Bono and Cher, and was born Chastity Bono.  His participation in the show has already sparked controversy.

Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani – Chynna is the daughter of The Mamas & The Papas‘ band members John Phillips and Michelle Phillips.

There are also several celebrity parents competing this season, including David Arquette, Ricki Lake and NBA player Ron Artest.

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You’ll never hear Kourtney Kardashian tell her son not to play with his food… as long as she’s playing too, that is.

Kourtney posted this photo on her blog of her and Mason slurping spaghetti together.  If it looks like a familiar scene, well… it’s supposed to.  She said:

Mason and I are pretty much obsessed with each other. We love to share everything, including food.

I love this picture of us recreating the magical moment from Lady and the Tramp where they share the spaghetti. With Mason it was love at first sight and it’s an affair that will last forever.

Ahhh the joys in life!

Very cute, even if, like everything else in the Kardashians’ lives, it’s totally staged.  Kourtney seems like a very good mom to me, though.

Photo:  Kourtney Kardashian