Knocked Up Celebs

“I feel I have an unspoken deal with paparazzi: I won’t do anything interesting if they agree not to follow me. If anyone wanted to photograph my life, they’d be bored in a day. Here’s Matt at home learning his lines; here’s Matt researching in aisle six of his local library.” -Matt Damon on how he stays away from the paparazzi.

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“My whole ride in this business since day one has been pretty surreal. It defies logic. I’m still completely shocked that I get jobs and still am around. So it has been a kind like falling through the rabbit hole into a kind of wonderland.” -Johnny Depp talking to Parade about his life and staying down to earth the whole time. His new movie, Alice In Wonderland, opened this weekend.

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“My son is obsessed with boxing. I took him to see Manny Pacquiao yesterday at the Wild Card Gym [in Hollywood]. I have a boxing ring at home because I did [the film The Fighter], so I put up a ring in my backyard. As soon as we got home he wanted to go in the ring and just pound the crap out of me. And we did that again today. He puts on the gloves, he tells me to get on my hands and my knees and put my hands behind my back and he just punches me as hard as he can…Fun for him, not for me. The kid’s starting to hit hard, I had a bit of a headache.” ” -Mark Wahlberg describing to Jimmy Kimmel how his son, Michael, 4,  is becoming quite the boxer.

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“[I can] change a diaper with the best of them. Guys know, we time it! We’re like, ‘Oh, you want us to do it? How fast do you do it in?’ Girls are like, ‘Uhh, I don’t know.’ Guys are like, ‘Forty-six seconds!’” -Freddie Prinze Jr. to Rachael Ray on how fast he can change his daughter, Charlotte’s diaper.

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“I was talking to Morgan [Freeman] and someone said I was about to turn 40 and Morgan said, ‘Are you about to turn 40?’ I said I was and he said, ‘You are just coming into your prime.’ I said, ‘Really?’ And he replied, ‘The 40s are the best decade by far. That’s when things really get good.’ ” -Matt Damon on embracing his age and  not dreading turning 40.

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“I named my [3½-year-old] boy Miller Lyte because that’s my favorite beer. And my [11-month-old] little girl is named Margarita Olympia … I liked that beer, too, even though they don’t even make it anymore.” -Rooster McConaughey explaining the meaning of his kids names since he has been excited about the addition of Vida to brother, Matthew McConaughey’s family.

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“I am who I am - a regular guy with a great job. How I’m analysed belongs to someone else. In a few minutes, I’ve got a kid’s game to go to, and then I’m taking our daughter to auditions. Today, that’s my job.” -Denzel Washington talking about how being a father has kept him grounded throughout his career.

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“You worry about your child’s future. You’re like, ‘What if I’m away from my infant son or daughter for a few hours, do I trust someone else to take care of them?’ Then, later in life, you’re more concerned about whether you’ll be around anymore to help your children when they’re out of the nest. This movie just takes all those concerns to an extreme.” -Viggo Mortensen on how he relates to his character in his new movie, The Road.  He has a 21 year old son, Henry, with his ex-wife Exene Cervenka.

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“Yes. Nicole and I are doing a reality show. Its called The Pimple Life. Nicole helps me get over Adult Acne. Its gonna be on lifetime. SERIOUSLY?? NO. We aren’t doing a reality show. We keep work and family seperate (sic). And twitter is just where we make fun of each other.” -Joel Madden on Twitter clearing up the rumor of him and Nicole Richie getting a reality show. I think they would be adorable on their own reality show.

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“We’re immensely blessed with Sunday. I think neither of us was ever sure we would have kids. We didn’t get to meet each other in our 20s or 30s, so we thought maybe that’s not our journey, we’re fine with that. But it’s such a miracle to have her.” -Keith Urban on having daughter, Sunday, with wife, Nicole Kidman.

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